Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a handle but can't be held? A doorbell.
Why did the candle break up with the match? It was burning out too quickly.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the bytes.
What has keys but can't open doors? A map.
Why was the math book feeling so down? The problems kept multiplying.
Why did the math book get a detention? It had a lot of problems to solve.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A musical instrument.
Why was the math book feeling sad? It kept getting problems added.
Why was the math book looking worried? It had too many problems stacked against it.
What starts with 'e' and ends with 'e', but usually only contains one letter? An envelope.
What wears a coat in winter and pants in summer? A tree.
Why did the candle go to school? To get a little brighter!
Why did the tree break up with the sun? It was too shady!
Why did the traffic light turn red? It was embarrassed to change in public!
How does a barber make phone calls? With a clipper!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in brain surgery!
Why was the math book never alone? It always had problems!
Why did the coat go to the doctor? It had a case of fur-ball!
Why did the baseball player go to jail? He stole all the bases!
Why was the pear crying? Because it couldn't find its other 'half'!
Why did the bird join the military? It wanted to be part of the Airforce!