Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a foot but no toes? A ruler.
What has a neck but no head? A bottle of water.
Why was the math book always upset? It had too many unresolved issues.
What has to be broken before you can use it? An eggshell.
What has keys but can't open doors? A xylophone.
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? He kept getting lost at C.
Why did the pencil get a promotion? Because it had a point.
What belongs to you, but others use it more? Your manners.
What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? A telephone.
What has a foot but no leg? A ruler.
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die. What am I? Fire.
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I? A plate.
I am light as a feather, yet even the world's strongest man couldn't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.
What gets smaller as you take more of it away? A hole.
Why did the broom marry a mop? They swept each other off their feet.
Why do bicycles fall over? They are two-tired.
Why did the ghost go to the party? To find the boo-ze.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was feeling un-pillow.
Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had too many leaDs.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful detective? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why was the geometry book always cold? Because it had too many degrees!