Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the balloon go near the needle? It wanted to be on pins and needles.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? For conducting illegal activities.
What did one wall say to the other wall? 'I'll hold you up.'
Why did the tomato turn to the left? Because it saw the salad dressing on the right.
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because it had no body to go with.
What did the beehive say to the flower? 'Buzz off, I'm taken.'
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? He heard they had dough.
What has keys but can't open doors? A smartphone keyboard.
Why did the dictionary go to therapy? It had too many issues.
What has a neck but no head? A guitar.
What gets bigger as you take more away from it? A hole.
Why did the statue go to therapy? It was feeling a bit stone-hearted.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many issues.
What has cities but no people? A map.
Why is the moon always broke? It is always in a crescent.
Why did the math book feel lost? It couldn't find its x and y.
What kind of vegetable is always happy to see you? Sweet potatoes.
What kind of dog tells time? A watch dog.
What do you get when you cross math and a dog? A friend you can count on.
What stays hot even if you put it in the fridge? Peppers.
What stays in bed, but never sleeps? The river.