Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the calendar always nervous? It had too many dates.
Why did the math teacher break up with the geography teacher? They had too many differences.
What gets smaller as you use it? A pencil.
What has many needles but cannot sew? A clock.
Why did the student bring a ladder to class? To reach the high notes!
What has a tongue but never speaks? A shoe.
Why was the broom late? It swept in through the back door!
What has a heart that beats but doesn't have a mouth? The timer.
Why did the math book look so depressed? It couldn't solve its own problems.
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a 'boo'-last!
What starts with 'e', ends with 'e' and has one letter in it? An envelope.
What has legs but never walks? A table.
Why was the math test always happy? It was always positive!
Why did the student do multiplication when cold? He wanted to go to the warmer.
Why was the broom late? It swept through all the rooms!
Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a 'boo'-last!
What can travel the world while staying in a corner? A stamp.
Why did the calendar refuse to play cards? Too many dates!
Why did the mathematician refuse to play hide and seek? He didn't want to be found.
What has a face but no eyes, hands but no arms? A clock.
What has a heart but no other organs? A deck of cards with a heart suit.