Why did the music teacher go to the hospital? To get a new 'note'-book.

Why did the math book become a stand-up comic? It had a lot of 'multiplication' jokes.

Why did the calendar break up with the clock? They had 'timely' differences.

Why was the math book so shocked? It found some negative 'roots'.

Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? There was no common denominator.

Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard they had 'boo'-ze.

What has keys but can't open any doors? A music playlist.

Why was the math book surprised? It had too many 'algebra-gations'.

Why did the football team go to the bank? They wanted their quarter back.

What has to be broken before it can be used? An egg timer.

Why was the math book happy? It got some 'positivity'.

Why did the math book run for student council? It wanted to solve problems.

Why did the math book get detention? For 'sum' bad behavior.

What has keys but can't open doors? A baby's piano toy.

Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of suspects.

Why was the math book so smart? It knew all the 'solutions'.

Why did the bird go to the doctor? It had tweet-ment.

Why was the clock always late? It had too many second thoughts.

Why was the ruler a great leader? It always took measurements.

What has teeth but can't chew? A comb.

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Alleged treble charges.