Why was the math book enjoying itself? It found the 'theorems' of happiness.

Why did the math book end up in the hospital? It had too many problems to handle.

Why wasn't the math book hungry? It already had too many 'pi's'.

Why did the belt go to school? It wanted to get a 'buckle-degree'.

Why did the music teacher go to jail? For conducting unauthorized melodies.

What has a neck but no head? A bottle of soda.

Why did the basketball team go to the bank? To get their 'bounce' back.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing at the beach.

Why did the math book break up with the history book? They were 'irreconcilable fractions'.

Why was the math test so emotional? It had too many 'problems'.

Why did the scarecrow become a detective? He was outstanding in solving mysteries.

Why was the math book confused? It couldn't find the 'x' factor.

Why did the music teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the high notes.

What has keys that open no locks? A piano at a jazz concert.

Why did the bicycle go to bed? It was two-tired.

Why did the scarecrow break up with the corn field? It wasn't a-maize-ing.

Why did the math book break up with the calculator? They just couldn't 'add up'.

Why was the math book jealous of the history book? It had too many 'dated' problems.

Why did the math book enjoy being outdoors? It loved natural 'sine'.

Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one and got teed off.

Why was the math book always warm? It had too many 'solutions'.