Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the music teacher always stressed? They had too many rests!
What kind of vegetable can you turn into a house? A sweet potato.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs? A deck of cards.
What has a neck but no head? A bottle of course!
What has a head that is invisible? A headache.
What has two hands, but can't scratch itself? A clock.
Why couldn't the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
What two keys can't open any doors? A monkey and a donkey.
What can be measured but has no length, width, or height? Temperature.
What lies on the ground with a heart in the air? A worm on a fishing hook.
What belongs to you but is used by others? Your name.
What is the best way to make a lemonade stand? Take away its chair.
What vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards? Racecar.
What has a head and a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A chocolate bar!
What has a heart that doesn't beat, a forest with no trees, hands that don't clap, and rivers with no water? A deck of cards!
What has a bed that never sleeps and a bank that never lends money? A river!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
When do you stop at green and go at red? When you're eating a watermelon.
Why did the paper go to the doctor? It was feeling sheet-y!
Why was the calendar afraid? It's days were numbered!
Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work? To keep up with the plant growth!