What has a horn but never honks? A unicorn!

Why did the math book look so sad? It couldn't figure out its problems!

What has wheels but can't drive? A skateboard!

Why did the koala get fired? It refused to do anything but bear necessities!

Why did the moon stay up all night? It couldn't sleep until sunrise!

Why couldn't the lamp play soccer? It kept getting switched off!

What has keys but can't drive? A keyboard!

Why did the math book look so down? All of its problems really added up!

Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? It was just too calculating!

What has many stories but no words? A building!

What has a neck but no head or body? A bottle!

Why was the calendar always hungry? It had too many dates!

Why was the math book sad when it left school? It had too many problems.

Why did the photograph go to jail? Because it was framed.

Why did the scarecrow go to school? To become outstanding in his field.

Who makes all the money in the jungle? The branch manager.

Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sour.

Why can you never trust an Atom? Because they make up everything.

Why was the traffic light tired? It had been working all day.

Why did the math book look happy? It found the right solution.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A bottle cap.