Why was the belt arrested? For being a waist of space.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of malware.

What has to be broken before you can use it? A secret code.

Why was the broom late? It had to sweep up after the mop.

What has many keys but can't open locks? A keytar.

What has keys but can't open locks? A key lime pie.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his crop.

What has a bed but never sleeps? A garden bed.

What has many keys but can't open locks? A virtual reality keyboard.

What has a bed but never sleeps? A flowerbed.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was caught ketchuping.

What has many keys but can't open locks? A calculator keypad.

Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants and looking too suspender-like.

Why did the math teacher break up with the calendar? They had too many dates!

Why did the clock get punished? It tocked too much!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.

What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.

What is the strongest creature in the ocean? The mussel!

Why did the printer go to therapy? It had too many issues.

Why did the thief take a shower before robbing a bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What has to be given before you can keep it? Your word.