Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don't have me. What am I? A secret.
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two-tired.
If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of? Glass.
What has no beginning, end, or middle? A donut.
Why was the baseball team so good at hitting? They really knew how to catch.
What begins and has no end, but will end all that begins? The letter 'e'.
What has many keys but can't open locks? A keyboard.
Why wasn't the bicycle able to stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
What starts with E, ends with an E, and usually contains one letter? An envelope!
Why couldn't the flower ride its bicycle? It lost its petals!
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a bee comes after it!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to dance with him.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the frying pan.
What has many keys but can't open locks? A music keyboard.
What has keys but can't open locks? A percussion instrument.
What has keys but can't open locks? A ring of keys designed for a specific lock.
Why do some couples go to the gym? To work out their relationship issues.
What has keys but can't open locks? A digital keypad on a safe.
What has many keys but can't open locks? A DJ's turntable.
What has a bed but never sleeps? A flower bed.
Why did the math book look annoyed? It kept getting odd problems.