Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has rivers but no water, cities but no buildings? A map.
What can make you giggle without tickling you? A funny joke.
What has a bed but never sleeps? A riverbank.
What has an eye but cannot see? A tornado.
Why did the calendar get a raise? It had too many dates.
What has a key but can't open any doors? A cucumber.
What belongs to you but is used more by others? Your phone.
Why did the scarecrow keep getting lost? Because he was all over the field.
Why did the ghost go to the party? To show he had the spirit.
Why did the bicycle stand alone? Because it was two tired.
Why did the tree visit the dentist? To get a root canal.
Why was the math book feeling great? Because it had so many solutions.
What has a face but no eyes, hands but no fingers? A clock.
Why did the computer go to dance class? It wanted to improve its algorithms.
Why did the ghost always win hide and seek? Because he could hide without being seen.
What has many needles but can't sew? A cactus.
Why was the math book so confident? Because it had all the right answers.
What has keys but can't open locks? A computer login screen.
Why was the movie hot dog a great actor? He always relished his roles.
Why couldn't the lemon keep a secret? It always spills the zest of the story.
What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.