What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut.

What do you call a flying potato? A 'hot' air balloon.

What has many eyes but can't see? A potato.

What is lighter than a feather but even the strongest person can't hold for long? Your breath.

What has words that are spelled incorrectly in every dictionary? Incorrect.

What has a forest but no trees, rivers but no water, and cities but no people? A map.

What works only when you switch it off? A light switch.

What runs all around a backyard but never moves? A fence.

What has a heart that beats, but no body? A deck of cards.

I am not alive, but I can grow. What am I? A tree.

What has a head and a foot but no body? A bed.

A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out again on Friday. How is this possible? His horse's name is Friday.

I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I? A fire.

What has a heart that doesn't beat? A tomato.

I start with an 'e', end with an 'e', and usually contain one letter. What am I? An envelope.

What has many needles but doesn't sew? A Christmas tree.

I am always in front of you but can't be seen. What am I? The future.

What has keys that open no locks but space where you can enter? A computer keyboard.

What four-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right? NOON.

What has keys but can't open locks and has a bank but no money? A river.

I start with an 'e', end with an 'e', and contain one letter. What am I? An envelope.