Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the scientist bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I? Your shadow.
What needs an answer but doesn't ask a question? A telephone.
What is the clumsiest bee? A bumblebee.
Why was the scarecrow a successful comedian? He was outstanding in his field.
What has many keys but can't unlock anything? A music keyboard.
What has to be maintained before it can work? A secret.
What kind of tree can you never climb? A geometry tree.
Why was the math book so bad at relationships? It was full of problems.
What has a face and two hands but no body? A clock.
What has 88 keys but can't open a single door? A piano.
Why was the music teacher always in the hospital? He had treble clef.
What has a stomach but never gets full? A bottomless pit.
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves? A fence.
Why is dark spelled with a k and not c? Because you can't see in the dark.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? The letter 'm'.
Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it lifts their spirits!
What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
What kind of dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.
What clothing does a house wear? Address.
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano bench.