Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has ears but can't hear a thing? A cornfield!
Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow? It always went back four seconds!
Why couldn't the pirate recite the alphabet? He always got lost at C.
What has cities with no people, streets with no cars, and rivers with no water? A map.
Why did the math book never find love? It was too square.
Why did the math book always worry? It couldn't solve its own problems.
Why was the calendar always sad? Its days were numbered.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding at networking.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired to stand up.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck.
Why did the math student do multiplication problems on Thanksgiving? He really liked stuffing his face.
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano in a haunted house.
Why was the math book never lonely? It always had problems.
Why was the math test so quiet? It was a multiple choice.
What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains? The ocean.
Why did the scarecrow enjoy working on the farm? He was outstanding in his field of corn.
Why did the math student break his ruler? He couldn't draw the line between work and play.
What has keys but can't drive? A piano in traffic.
Why did the snowman call the police? There was a snow-burglar on the loose.
Why was the music note always happy? It had perfect pitch.
Why did the duck go to the doctor? He was feeling a little down.