Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why do seagulls live near the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was the scarecrow a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.
What runs but never walks? A river.
What belongs to you, but is used more by others? Your cell phone.
Why did the weather report go to school? To become a little brrrr-ighter.
When do computers get cold? When they freeze.
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.
Why did the moon try to avoid the sun? It didn't want to get burned.
Why was the baseball team so good at dancing? They had great pitch and moves.
What relation ships never sink? Friend-ships.
What has a heart that doesn't beat but can be broken? An artichoke.
Why was the math book always happy? Because it had too many solutions.
What comes down but never goes up? Rain.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say? Hiss and Hers.
What has keys but can't open doors? A music playlist.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful brain surgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What has legs but can't walk? A chair.
What invention lets you look right through a wall? A window.
What has keys but can't open locks? A map.
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? Because he wanted to grow a power plant.