Why did the thief take a bath? To make a clean getaway.

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the race? It was a cheetah.

What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.

What runs but never walks, murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps? A river.

What has keys but can't open locks? A music box.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A horse.

What has many ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.

Why did the scarecrow go to college? To become outstanding in his field.

What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper.

What has a horn but doesn't honk? A rhinoceros.

Why was the football coach angry? He was losing his voice.

I have roads with no cars, rivers with no water, and cities with no buildings. What am I? A map.

What has many stories but stays in one place? A library.

I am not alive, but I can die. What am I? A candle.

I start with an 'e', end with an 'e', but only contain one letter. What am I? An envelope.

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? A map.

Why do cowboys always die first in movies? Because they can't handle the shootouts.

Why did the word look sad? It was feeling tense.

Why did the scarecrow go to school? To see the wizard!

What has a spine but can't walk? A book.