Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet you can unlock me. What am I? A piano.
I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove the first letter and you'll have the name of another path that is part of the body. What am I? A mountain.
I am a path that is traveled by many, yet don't leave a trail. What am I? The internet.
What stays in the corner but travels around the world? A stamp.
Why did the math book and the dictionary break up? They couldn't count on each other.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in!
I could tell you a joke about circles, but it's pointless.
What begins with an 'E' and ends with an 'E' but only has one letter? An envelope.
Why did the farmer bury his money in the field? He wanted to make his soil rich.
What is full of holes but still holds a lot of water? A sponge.
What kind of band doesn't play music? A rubber band.
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands? A conversation.
Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? They're two-tired.
Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It kept ticking off the teacher.
Why is a river rich? It has two banks.
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What starts with the letter T, is full of T, and ends with T? A teapot.
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? Because it said 'concentrate.'
What word can be written forward, backward, or upside down, and can still be read from left to right? NOON.
Why was the math book always worried? Because it had too many problems.