Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has banks but no money? A river.
What has keys but can't open doors? A keyboard.
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because wooden legs can't take pictures.
What always comes at the end of a sentence? The letter 'e'.
Why is a river rich? Because it has two banks.
Why was the broom late? It swept me off my feet.
Why did the firefly get bad grades? Because they were always flashing.
Why did the math book look happy? It had too many solutions.
Why did the tomato dress up? It wanted to ketchup on fashion.
Why did the bee get married? It found its honey.
Why did the chef help the math teacher? They needed to solve a recipe.
Why did the loaf of bread go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
Why did the scarecrow win an argument? It had a lot of straw points.
Why was the math book so friendly? It had too many positive figures.
Why did the astronaut bring a broom to space? To clean up the stardust.
Why did the musician go to the beach? They heard the waves were in treble.
Why did the astronaut break up with their phone? It needed space.
Why did the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
What has many ears but can't hear a thing? A cornfield.
I have a head and a tail, but no body. What am I? A coin.
What can travel all around the world while staying in a corner? A stamp.