Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has hands but can't clap? A watch.
What has keys but can't open any locks? A computer keyboard.
What stands on one leg with its heart in its head? A cabbage.
I'm light as a feather, but the strongest person can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.
I go in hard, come out soft, and never mind if you blow me. What am I? Chewing gum.
Why did the light bulb break up with the lamp? It found a brighter idea!
Why did the math book feel left out? It had too many problems!
What never asks questions but is always answered? A telephone!
Why did the belt always win at poker? It had a great poker face!
What has legs but doesn't walk? A chair!
What goes up and down but never moves? A staircase!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? For a trim!
Why was the piano player so good at poker? He had great hands!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a snowmobile? Frostbite!
Why did the calculator go to school? It wanted to learn how to multiply!
What runs around the yard but doesn't move? A fence!
Why was the pencil always tired? It had too many pointless tasks!
What has keys but can't open locks? A music playlist!
What can you catch but not throw? A cold!
Why was the belt nervous at the job interview? It didn't want to buckle under pressure!
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn!