Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? A yardstick.
Why did the balloon go to school? It wanted to be well-rounded.
Why was the music teacher always calm? She knew how to handle the beat!
Why did the spider win an award? It caught flies.
Why did the math book look upset? Because it had too many problems to solve.
What has keys but can't open locks? A musical keyboard.
What has a spine but no bones? A bookshelf.
Why was the music teacher always calm? Because she knew how to handle the beat!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? No matter where, he would always be spotted!
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrot?
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way back home? It lost track of time!
Why did the math book become friends with the history book? They had a lot of common factors!
What has a heart, but no other organs? A cabbage!
What has a spine but no bones? A ship!
What has keys but can't open locks? A banana boat!
Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!
Why was the music teacher always worried? Her students always orchestrated mischief.
What type of music are balloons scared of? Pop music.
Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? They had too many problems.
What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom.
What begins with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? A teapot.