Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What gets sharper the more you use it? A brain.
Why couldn't the leopard play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What has keys that can't open doors? A typewriter.
What has a face but can't smile? A clock.
Why did the baker go to therapy? To work on his emotional kneads.
What has branches but no leaves? A bank.
What swings without ever moving? A pendulum.
Why did the math book look so happy? It solved all its problems.
What has eyes on its tail? A peacock.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? My, you're blooming.
What lies in bed and stands in bed, but can't sleep? A book.
Why was the math book so sad? It had too many issues.
What has keys but can't unlock any doors? A piano keyboard.
What has keys but can't open locks? A banana.
What starts with 'e' and ends with 'e' but only has one letter? An envelope.
Why was the belt sad? It felt held back.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his garden.
Why do bananas never feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? A yardstick.
What is the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.