Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has keys but can't unlock doors? A music keyboard.
What has a heart that can't love? A robot.
What has many teeth but can't chew? A comb.
Why did the math book explode? It couldn't handle its own problems!
What has hands but can't hold anything? A clock.
Why did the math book cry? It had too many problems to deal with!
Why did the tomato argue with the salad? It couldn't ketchup!
Why did the bubble gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Why did the math book join a band? It had too many problems to solve alone!
Why did the cell phone go to school? It wanted to be smart!
Why did the pencil get in trouble? It couldn't stop drawing attention to itself!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why did the tree go to the doctor? It had a bad case of foliage!
What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks? A river.
What has a bed but never sleeps, a mouth but never eats? A river.
What has a bottom at the top? Your leg.
What can be seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month? The letter 'R'.
What has ears but can't hear? A cornfield.
I'm light as a feather, but even the strongest person can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.
What tastes better than it smells? A tongue.
Why was the math book happy? It finally solved its own problems!