Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What room can you enter but not exit? A mushroom.
What has many keys but can't open a lock? A piano.
Why was the plant so crowded? It had too many roots.
What has cities, but no houses? A map.
Why is a calendar always scared? Because its days are numbered.
How can you make the number 7 even? Drop the 'S'.
Why is Waldo always hiding? Because he doesn't want to be found.
Why did the pencil go to the party by itself? It needed to draw attention.
What gets wet while drying? A towel.
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it? Silence.
What kind of band plays snappy music? A rubber band.
What has cities but no houses, forests, or roads? A map.
Why do fish always know their weight? Because they have their own scales.
What has a heartbeat but doesn't have a heart? A robot.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it was full of problems.
Why couldn't the math teacher sleep? Too many problems to solve.
Why did the crayon go to school? It wanted to draw attention.
What do you call a belt made of watch band material? A waist of time.
Why was the bicycle so upset? It couldn't handle the pressure.
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the party? He was all packed up.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.