Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the calendar always stressed? It's days were numbered.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws; a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the loudest pet you can get? A trumpet.
Why do mathematicians always mix their drinks? Because they are natural logicians.
Why did the math book look happy? It solved its problems.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired from all the cycling.
Why did the towel go to school? It wanted to be wrung out for knowledge.
What has keys but can't open locks? A music keyboard.
Why did the math book look so thin? It had too many problems to digest.
Why did the chef get arrested? He was caught beating an egg.
Why was the geometry book always upset? It couldn't find a point in life.
Why did the vegetable offer to help others? It had a lot of squash to give.
Why did the math book look so confused? It had too many problems, but wanted solutions.
Why did the scientist break up with his girlfriend? He found another element.
Why did the belt get a promotion? It held up under pressure.
Why did the clock get in trouble at work? It couldn't keep its hands to itself.
Why did the tomato get jealous? It saw the other fruits getting picked first.
Why was the math test always stressed? It had too many problems to solve in a limited time.
Why did the plant go to therapy? It had too many weeds in its mind.