Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on? A coat of paint!
What kind of band never plays music? A rubber band!
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!
Why was the clock in the courtroom nervous? It had to face time!
How do you make the number seven even? Remove the 's'!
Why was the math book sad when it heard the joke? Because it had too many problems already!
Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had too many issues!
Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had too many 'broken points'!
What kind of room can you never enter? A mushroom!
Why don't eggs play hide and seek? They tend to crack under pressure!
Why did the salad go to the studio? To get dressed in 'lettuce'!
Why was the nose desperate for attention? It always had to pick itself up!
What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A palm tree!
Why did the math book look happy? It finally solved its own problems!
How do you make the number one disappear? Add a 'G' and it's gone!
What has keys but can't open locks and has a space but no room? A keyboard.
Why was the math book looking sad? It had too many problems to solve!
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? A bubblegum.
There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word signifies a great woman. What is the word? Heroine!
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano. Just kidding, it's a computer keyboard!
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not alive? A glove!