Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What starts with a 't', ends with a 't', and is full of 'tea'? A teapot.
Why was the scarecrow so good at his job? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the tomato turn green? It was unripe with envy.
What has branches, but no leaves or fruits? A bank.
Why was the math test surprised? It wasn't prepared for all the problems.
What has one letter but is not an alphabet? A mailbox.
What has rivers but no water, cities but no buildings, and forests but no trees? A book.
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants at the robbery scene.
What has a heart that never beats? An artichoke.
Why did the thief take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why was the math book angry? It kept getting problems it couldn't solve.
What has legs but cannot walk? A table.
Why was the baseball team so good at gardening? They had great pitches.
What has a spine and softer than butter? A grape.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A piano.
What has a heart but no organs? A deck of cards.
What has a bed but doesn't sleep? A river.
Why did the musician break up with their metronome? They couldn't keep up.
What has a heart but no pulse? An artichoke.
Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? They heard the class was on a higher level.
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it? It has a hole.