Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What is full of holes but still holds water? A net.
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania.
Why did the scientist go to art school? To draw his own conclusions.
What starts with 'e' and ends with 'e' but generally contains only one letter? An envelope.
Why was the light bulb always tired? Because it was always being turned on.
What has a head, a tail, and is brown? A penny.
Why did the belt get promoted? It held up so well.
What has a foot but no legs? A bed.
Why was the math book full of jokes? It had too many puns.
What has keys but can't open locks? A calculator.
What has keys but can't open locks? A guitar.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why did the pencil cross the road? It wanted a sharp point of view.
What has many keys but can't open a door? A piano.
Why was the math book happy? It had too many solutions!
What has words, but cannot speak? A book.
Why did the tomato turn green? Because it wasn't ripe yet!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps? A river.
What has a bark but no bite? A tree.
What has a throat but can't swallow? A bottle.
I have keys but can't open any locks. What am I? A piano.