Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What falls but never gets hurt? The rain.
What is so fragile that speaking its name breaks it? Silence.
What room can no one enter? A mushroom.
What has wheels and flies but is not an aircraft? A garbage truck.
What has a ring but no finger? A phone.
What has a bed but never sleeps? A river.
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I? A hole.
I run all around the backyard, but never move. What am I? A fence.
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but can't go outside. What am I? A keyboard.
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand? A glove.
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I? A joke.
What goes up and down but doesn't move? A staircase.
What has words, but never speaks? A book.
I'm always in front of you but can't be seen. What am I? The future.
What can fill a room but takes up no space? Light.
I am not alive, but I can grow. I don't have lungs, but I need air. What am I? Fire.
What has a tongue but can't talk? A shoe.
I am not alive, but I can die if you deep fry me. What am I? Ice.
What has keys but can't open any doors? A computer keyboard.
I can bring tears to your eyes; resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. I form in an instant but I last a lifetime. What am I? Memories.
I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but can't go outside. What am I? A keyboard.