I have cities but no people, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I? A map.

I have a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands. What am I? A shirt.

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I? An echo.

If you drop me, I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile, and I'll always smile back. What am I? A mirror.

The person who makes it, sells it; the person who buys it, never uses it. What is it? A coffin.

What starts with the letter 't', ends with the letter 't', and is full of 't'? A teapot.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks? A river.

Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

What has keys but can't open any locks? A piano.

What has many rings but no fingers? A telephone.

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I? A candle.

What has cities but no houses, rivers but no water, and forests but no trees? A map.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A quarter.

What is full of holes but can still hold water? A sponge.

What gets smaller as you take more of it? A hole.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with.

What has a heart that never beats, a house with no walls, and a river with no water? A deck of cards.

What has a heart that doesn't beat, a tail, but no legs? A ring.

What has many keys, but can't open a door? A computer keyboard.

What has keys but can't open locks? A xylophone.

What has a bottom at the top and lots of stories? A book.