Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the lightbulb go to school? It wanted to be brighter!
Why don't bicycles stand up on their own? They're two tired!
Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
Why did the computer search for love in the internet? It had too many megabytes!
Why did the salad go to the studio? It wanted to get dressed in layers!
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? They just finished a 31-day March!
Why do fish never get lost? They always find their way by using their compass!
Why was the geometry book so mean? It had too many angles!
Why did the rocket break up with Mars? It needed more space!
Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It had too many dull points!
Why do birds avoid going to space? They can't handle the flocks of astronauts!
Why did the paper go to school? It wanted to be white!
Why did the computer get cold? It left its Windows open too long!
Why do fish never play piano? You can't tuna fish!
Why did the ghost go to school? To improve his haunting skills!
Why did the math book look depressed? It had too many problems!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It wasn't shore of itself!
Why was the calendar nervous? It always had its days numbered!
Why does a ghost go on a diet? To keep its ghoulish figure!
What kind of mistake do ghosts make? Boo boos!