Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do? Your name.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why? All the people were married.
I'm light as a feather, but even the world's strongest swimmer couldn't hold me for long. What am I? Your breath underwater.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I? The word 'ton'.
What has many letters, but can never spell? The alphabet.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A bed.
Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long? Because if it were 12 inches, it would be a foot.
What has a heart that doesn't pump blood? A deck of cards.
What has one eye but can't see? A needle.
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it out? Charcoal.
What has teeth but can't bite? A comb.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality tea.
Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball.
Why couldn't the computer navigate the internet? It kept getting stuck in the mouse traps.
Why did the math book look so depressed? All its problems just kept multiplying.
What has legs but can't walk? A table.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many negative problems.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
What is always in front of you but can't be seen? The future.