Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the calculator bad at math? It only knew how to calculate.
Why did the ghost join the volleyball team? They could always pass through the net.
Why was the math book feeling lost? It couldn't find its x and y.
Why was the music teacher always happy? Because she knew the beat.
Why did the scarecrow win an award for being the best dressed? Because he wore his crops well!
Why do elephants never use computers? They're afraid of the mouse.
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no legs? A gummy worm!
Why was the broom late? It overswept!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant!
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano keyboard!
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? It said 'concentrate'!
Why did the math book look so happy? It finally found its solution!
Why did the horse sit next to the television? He wanted to be on the night mare.
Why was the math book always stressed out? It had too many problems to solve!
Why was the calendar always nervous? It's days were numbered!
Why did the math book visit a therapist? It had too many problems to solve!
What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper!
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!
What has keys but can't open doors? A piano!