Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? It was stuffed!
Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
What has a heart that doesn't beat? An artichoke.
Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharp!
What starts with the letter 't', is filled with 't' and ends with 't'? A teapot.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence.
Why did the musician break up with his metronome? He couldn't keep time.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny.
What can you keep after giving to someone? A promise.
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? He thought he would get a power plant.
What runs around the whole yard without moving? A fence.
Why did the clock get in trouble? Because it tocked too much.
What has a bottom at the top? Your legs.
Why was the musician afraid of traffic? Because the roads had too many accidents.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands? A shirt.
Why was the math book sad instead of angry? It had too many issues to deal with.
Why did the piece of paper call the police? It was sheet-faced.
What has many keys but can't open a single lock? A computer keyboard.