Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? A palm tree.
Why did the math book look unhappy? It couldn't solve its own problems.
What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.
What is at the end of a rainbow? The letter W.
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one.
What travels around the world but stays in one spot? A stamp.
What has a heart but no other organs? A deck of cards.
What runs but never walks? Water.
Why did the math book look worried? It had too many solutions.
What has many keys but can't open a door? A keyboard.
What has a horn but does not honk? A rhinoceros.
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn't alive? A glove.
Why was the math book always anxious? It had so many problems to solve.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it? A teapot.
Why did the golfer bring a spare shirt? In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged.
What has four legs but can't walk? A table.
What has keys but can't open locks? A computer keyboard.
What has many keys but can't open any locks? A piano keyboard.