Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It didn't peel well.
What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.
Why did the tomato go to the library? It wanted to ketchup on some reading.
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? A glove.
Why did the math book go to the bar? To drown its sorrows in numbers.
What belongs to you but is used more by others? Your name.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with.
What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and rivers, but no water? A map.
Why did the belt break up with the pants? They couldn't hold it together.
What has a neck but no head, hands but no arms? A shirt.
Why did the math book blush? It saw the square root.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
What has an eye but can't see? A needle.
Why did the ghost go to the party? To boo-gie down.
Why did the crayon go to school? To get sharper!
What has one eye but cannot see? A needle!
What has many keys but can't open a single door? A computer keyboard!
What has a neck but no head? A bottle!
Why was the math book always worried? It had too many problems!
What has hands but can't clap? A clock!