Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do? Your name.
What has a foot but no legs? A ruler.
What has teeth but cannot eat? A comb.
Why was the math book feeling number than usual? It had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer? He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to sweep up knowledge.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? They might peel.
What has many ears but cannot hear a sound? A field of corn.
Why did the clock become a detective? It always knew what time it was.
What is full of holes but still holds water? A sponge.
Why was the math book sad during lunchtime? It had too many problems to digest.
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
Why did the traffic light change colors? It was feeling a little green.
Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The 'C'.
What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mushroom.
Why was the math book sad at recess? It had too many problems to play.
What gets bigger the more you take away from it? A hole.
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A coin.
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I? Pencil lead.