What has to be broken before it can be used? An egg.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and no legs, but always runs? A river.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

What has to be drawn before you can erase it? A conclusion.

Why was the math book thrilled? It finally got its own solutions.

What has keys but can't open locks? A typewriter.

What has teeth but can't eat? A comb.

What has one eye but can't see? A needle in a haystack.

Why did the pencil get a good grade? Because it had a point.

What has keys but can't open locks? A telephone keypad.

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? A teapot.

Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants.

What has many teeth but can't bite? A comb.

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with a sharp object.

What kind of coat is best put on wet? A coat of paint.

I am full of holes, but I can still hold water. What am I? A sponge.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Footsteps.

I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I? Cloud.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped!