Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
What has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and allows you to enter but never exit? A keyboard.
I am light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes. What am I? Your breath.
Why did the dead batteries send chills down your spine? They couldn't hold a charge!
What has keys but can't open anything? A piano.
Why did the baseball player go to jail? He was caught stealing bases.
What is full of holes but still holds water? A strainer.
What room has no walls, no doors, and no windows? A mushroom.
What starts with 'e' and ends with 'e' but only contains one letter? An envelope.
What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant.
What has a heart but can't love? A deck of cards.
What has a neck but no head, two arms but no hands, and tells time? A clock.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
Why did the math book have a bad attitude? It had too many problems.
Why did the pencil go to the gym? It wanted to improve its lead.
What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands? A sweater.
What has many stories but cannot talk? A book.
What has no doors but has a lot of keys? A computer keyboard.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A peanut.
Why was the math book joyful? It solved its own problems.
What begins with an 'e' and only contains one letter? An envelope.