Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? There was no future.
What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands? A map.
Why was the math book so nervous? It had too many tests.
What has teeth but cannot bite? A comb.
Why did the belt go to the gym? It wanted to get more fit.
Why did the math book need to see the doctor? It had too many problems to solve.
What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands? A jacket.
Why was the math book feeling so stressed? It had too many problems.
What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands? A vest.
Why did the belt go to the doctor? It had a waist of time.
Why was the belt so successful? It always held things together.
Why couldn't the cow do arithmetic? It was always grazing.
Why was the broom so popular? It swept the nation.
Why did the tomato turn green? It saw the salad dressing.
What has four eyes but can't see? Mississippi.
What has keys but can't open doors? A computer keyboard.
Why was the math book so confident? It had all the answers.
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted liquid assets.
What has many keys but can't open a lock? A calculator.
What has cities but no houses, rivers but no water? A map.
Why did the scarecrow walk away? He was outstanding in his field of work.