Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the geometry book sad? It had too many problems.
What has many keys but can't open locks? A piano.
Why did the quarterback go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why did the gardener need to go to the bank? To get his celery.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Why did the math teacher break up with the student? Because he couldn't count on her.
What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree.
Why was the math book sad on Friday? It had too many problems.
Why did the math book look angry? Because it had too many problems.
What has a tail and a head but no body? A coin flipped.
What has keys but can't unlock doors? A piano.
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? It always went back four seconds.
Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A piano that has never been used.
Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It needed a sharp point.
What building has the most stories? The library full of endless books.
What has a bed but never sleeps? A river that flows continuously.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? He always had killer jokes.
What has a heart but never beats? A deck of cards waiting to be played.
What has one eye but can't see? A needle that is always busy sewing.