Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
I go in hard, come out soft, and blow noisily. What am I? Chewing gum.
What has a heart that doesn't beat? A watermelon.
What's full of holes but still holds water? A sponge.
I'm as light as a feather, but even the strongest man can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.
What belongs to you but others use it more? Your name.
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.
What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps? A river.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she always runs away from the ball!
What has an end but no beginning? A rainbow.
Why was the belt unhappy? It held up too many pants.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!
Why was the belt stressed out? It had too much on its waist.
What has words but never speaks? A dictionary.
What has keys but can't open any doors? A typewriter.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? Post Office.
Why can't eggs tell each other jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What has buttons but can't be pushed? A remote control.
I am always hungry, but you will never see me eat. What am I? A fire.
I have a spine but no bones. What am I? A book.
I have branches but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I? A bank.
I have a heart that never stops beating. What am I? A clock.