What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? A promise.

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? The letter 'm'.

What has a hundred eyes but can't see? A potato.

What has keys that open no locks? A piano.

Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

How many seconds are there in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, etc.

What has a tail and a head, but no body? A coin.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Footsteps.

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I? Ton.

What has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not eat? A river.

What begins and has no end, and ends all that begins? The letter 'E'.

Why was the geometry book so upset? It just couldn't square things out.

Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel.

Why did the pencil bring a lot of erasers to the test? It knew it would make a lot of mistakes.

Why did the ghost go to the party? To boo-gie all night.

Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why was the belt so tired of holding up pants? It needed a break.

Why do elephants never use computers? They are afraid of the mouse.

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Allegations of treble.

Why was the math book acting so strange? It had too many problems.