Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the math book love playing hide and seek? It always found x.
Why did the math teacher love fractions? Because they were whole-some.
Why was the dictionary so outgoing? It kept turning the page.
Why did the math book break up with the science book? They were on different wavelengths.
Why was the math equation afraid of the large number? It couldn't handle the magnitude.
Why did the math book need therapy? It had too many irrational thoughts.
Why did the student wear sunglasses to the math test? Because they wanted to look graph cool!
What has keys but can't open any doors? A piano.
What did the tree teacher say to the student tree? You're branching out so well!
Why was the math book sad over the weekend? It had too many solutions!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? Because it was never right.
Why was the geometry book always so depressed? It was full of problems.
Why was the triangle always so anxious? It was acute angle.
Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already ate (8)!
Why did the two fours go to the beach? To get a tan (10)!
Why did the number 4 go to the beach? Because it was too square.
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told them not to use tables.
Why was the math book so miserable? It had too many problems.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? It was two-dimensional.
Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9 (ate)!