Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What's always in front of you but can't be seen? The future.
Why couldn't the leopard play chess? Because he was always lion.
What can you catch but never throw? A cold.
Why did the leopard play hide and seek by itself? Because it was always spotted.
What can you break with just one word? Silence.
Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can't walk.
I am full of holes, but I can still hold a lot of water. What am I? A sponge.
What three letters change a girl into a woman? AGE.
What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it? An anchor.
Why did the computer bring a coat to the party? It was afraid of catching a virus!
Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two tired!
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? He was always lost at C!
Why was the calendar cold? Because it had too many days!
Why couldn't the ghost finish the race? Because it didn't have the guts!
Why did the belt break up with the pants? It couldn't hold things together anymore!
Why did the horse sit on the sugar cube? It wanted to be a sweet ride!
What has keys but can't open locks? A melon!
Why couldn't the elephant use the computer? Because it had too many trunks!
What has keys but can't open locks? A musical instrument!
Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to become a sweeper graduate!
Why was the math book sad when it left school early? It had too many problems.