What travels around the world while staying in a corner? A stamp.

I am light as a feather, but the strongest person can't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? Breath.

I am tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I? A candle.

What always goes to bed with its shoes on? A horse.

What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not actually alive? A glove.

What begins and has no end? The alphabet.

What tree can you carry in your hand? Palm.

Why couldn't the shrimp share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish.

Why was the calendar always nervous? Because its days were numbered.

What has to be broken before you can use it? A glow stick.

Why was the math book sad when it got home? It had too many problems.

What is light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a few minutes? Breath.

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have nobody and yet I can rule the world. What am I? An echo.

I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I? A cloud.

I am not alive, but I can die. What am I? A battery.

Why did the math book look unhappy? It had too many problems.

What demands an answer but asks no questions? A telephone.

What word starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.

What can fly without wings? Time.

What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner.

What has a handle but can't be held? A door.