What has a thumb but no finger? A glove.

Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? She found someone more connected.

What has a tail but no body? A cloud.

What runs around a soccer field but never moves? A fence.

Why was the math book looking for problems? It was feeling negative.

Why was the music teacher always stressed? Because they had too many notes to handle.

Why was the math book upset with the calculator? It just couldn't count on them.

What has a heart without a body? A strawberry.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for being the best dancer? Because he had all the right moves.

What has many ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

What has a neck but no head or body? A bottle of ketchup.

Why did the square go to the bar? It couldn't handle itself anymore.

If a cat is a feline, what’s a comma? A pause that refreshes.

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, and minutes but not in decades, years, or days? The letter 'n'.

What runs around a city but never moves? A wall.

What can fill a room without taking up any space? Light.

What is always in front of you but can never be seen? The future.

What has keys but can't open locks? A computer.

What is throwing, catching, and missing at the same time? A cold.

What is full of holes but can still hold water? A strainer.

What begins with an 'e', ends with an 'e', but only contains one letter? An envelope.