Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What can be measured but not seen? Time.
What is as light as a feather but the strongest man can't hold it for much long? Your breath.
What can you find in the middle of nowhere? The letter 'h'.
What has a head and a foot but no legs? A bed.
What can you keep after giving to someone? Your word.
What can't talk but always has a lot to say? A book.
What stays where it is when it goes off? An alarm clock.
What has rivers but no water, cities but no people, and forests but no trees? A map.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible? All the people were married.
What has a ring but no finger? A bell.
Why did the chicken join a band? It has the best drumsticks.
What has keys but can't open any locks? A xylophone.
Why did the math book become a detective? It was good at solving problems.
What has cities, but no houses, forests, or streets? A map.
I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a plane, but I'm on the runway all day. What am I? A kite.
What takes many keys but can't open a single lock? A computer keyboard.
What is taken from a mine, shut up in a wooden case, is never released, and yet is used by almost every person? Pencil lead.
What speaks without a mouth and hears without ears? An echo.
What runs around a backyard but never moves? A fence.
What has keys but can't open a single lock? A computer keyboard.
What has a head and a tail but lacks a body? A coin.