Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the math book get detention? It had too many problems.
Why did the music notes go to jail? They got in treble.
What has keys but can't unlock any doors? A computer keyboard.
Why was the math book feeling happy all of a sudden? All of its problems were solved.
Why did the pencil sharpener break up with the pencil? It couldn't get a good point across.
What has many needles but can't sew? A pine tree.
Why was the math book so popular at the party? It had too many solutions.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
What has cities but no people live in them? A map.
Why did the math book get angry? All its problems multiplied.
Why do mathematicians never trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.
Why did the math book break up with the history book? They weren't on the same page.
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more? Your phone number.
What has a neck but no head? A bottle of ketchup.
Why did the math book yell at the history book? It had too many problems with its past.
What is full of holes but can still hold water? A sieve.
Why didn't the moon finish school? It already had too many phases.
What has a face and can't see? A clock.
What belongs to you but others use it more? Your time.
What is full of holes but still holds water? A sieve.