What tastes better than it smells and hides in the mouth? A tongue and a secret.

Why was the belt always late? It had too many loops to go through.

What building has the most stories from old times and new adventures? The library and an antique store.

What has many keys but can't open locks and tells you when dinner is ready? A piano and your stomach grumbling.

Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the orchard? To pick up some 'pear'dise.

What gets wetter as it dries but never gets tired of joking around? A towel and a comedian.

Why couldn't the ghost win at hide and seek? Because it always ghostly white.

What belongs to you but others use it more and more each day? Your name and social media.

What has a head and a tail, is brown, but not alive and not a coin? A penny and a dead leaf.

What can you pick up in your right hand but can never put in your left hand? Your left hand and dirt.

What has a thumb and four fingers but never waves hello? A glove and a glove box.

What is full of holes but still holds a lot of ingredients? A sponge in the kitchen.

Why was the tree always on time? It had a lot of rings to keep track of time.

Why did the dad joke become a baker? Because it couldn't resist loafing around.

What has keys but can't open locks and rare breeds of chickens? Now answer this, it looks good on life jackets but inedible for breakfast. A piano, rare breeds of chickens, and life jackets.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for his acting? Because he was outstanding in his field of dummies.

What has a heart that doesn't beat but knows how to code? An artichoke and a computer programmer.

What starts with 'e' and ends with 'e' but mostly found in an office? An envelope is mostly found in an office.

Why was the math book never invited to parties? Because it always had too many problems and couldn't add any fun.

Why did the ruler break up with the pencil? They were no longer on the same page.

What has a neck but no head, two arms but no hands, and a seat? A shirt and a chair.