What kind of flower can you add two letters to make it past tense? Rose.

Why did the word 'mother' cry? Because 'father' is always silent.

Why was the math book unhappy? It had a lot of problems.

What kind of fish makes the best musician? A drumfish.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand? Your right elbow.

Why was the football team always hot? Because they had too many fans.

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet? A coat of paint.

Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it.

Why was the math book sad when it came home late? It had too many problems.

Why is an island like the letter T? They're both in the middle of water.

What runs around a city but never moves? A fence.

I speak but have no mouth, hear but have no ears. What am I? An echo.

I'm always hungry, I must always be fed; The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I? Fire.

I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I become. What am I? A candle.

I have ears but cannot hear. I have a body but cannot move. What am I? A cornfield.

I can be cracked, told, and played. What am I? A joke.

Why did the math book become a vegetarian? It couldn't solve its problems with meat.

Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It wanted to make a good impression.

Why did the scarecrow become a doctor? He was outstanding at curing corns.

What belongs to you but others use it more? Your name tag.

What has lots of eyes but can't see? A potato field.